When a mysterious blond (Seka) enters the Hollywood office of private eye Mark Lowe, his sex life changes forever! Looking for the Maltese Dildo, a lost ancient artifact with strange sexual powers, his gorgeous client becomes so aroused she seduces him - and soon he's on the trail of the elusive dildo. During the course of his investigation, Mark finds that the mere description of the dildo arouses the passions of any and all women. Needless to say, Mark becomes quite a storyteller, and many a hot chicks lend more than an ear to his wagging tongue! Mark may never solve the case, but he has no complaints - he's been substantially paid, and laid